I HAVE A HERNIA

So I pretty sure my insides are pouring out of where my appendix surgery cut through. Ask me how much this shit hurts. I DARE YOU!



I completely forgot about this band until the other day and I just thought, "oh my god, how did I ever like these guys? They're so boring." Well, fast forward to this painful, painful night and I'm pretty into this song. More so into the video - that's some Royal Tenenbaums shit right there. I only hope to be as fun as parent as these guys!

sixteen candles

hahahahahahahahaha

ahhh whatever

“Love leaped out in front of us like a murderer in an alley leaping out of nowhere, and struck us both at once. As lightning strikes, as a Finnish knife strikes! She, by the way, insisted afterwards that it wasn’t so, that we had, of course, loved each other for a long, long time, without knowing each other, never having seen each other… ”
― Mikhail Bulgakov, The Master and Margarita




I should be outside, but instead I'm stuck inside trying to write about Irish and Jewish nationalism.